I have a Mass Effect Problem.
I knit too much, read too much and 80% of my mental and emotional landscape, at any given time, is taken up with my story, The Little Steps.
A monster's work is never done.
Fuck today, fuck this body that doesn’t fucking work, fuck my brain for not letting me fucking sleep, fuck the fact that this is my life forever and ever, fuck my heart for continuing to break.
My roommate has never played Mass Effect, but she’s watched me play it enough to know two things:
1. GARRUS VAKARIAN.
2. The Reapers’ klaxon.
And guess which one she used to wake me up this morning. Hint: IT WASN’T THE TURIAN.
I want to do that “Why are you following me?” meme, but I know most people would say “for the Shakarian porn” and well I can’t argue with that.
Maybe I should clean up some of the deleted Garrus/Eliza Shepard scenes from Ghost and post them, because some of them were darn hot, if I do say so myself.
Anyways. Just out of curiosity, is there anyone out there who isn’t following me for the porn? You know, that one person? ;D